Não resisti. Olha só a cópia exclusiva de um email que vazou recentemente:

From: Montgomery Burns
[mailto: Mr.Burns@springfieldnuclearplant.com ]

Sent: Tuesday , November, 09, 2009 3:38PM
Subject: Organizational Announcement

Dear all,

This morning our employee Homer J Simpson decided to leave Springfield
Nuclear Plant.
Please, join me in wishing good luck in his new role in Itaipu.

Mr.
Burns

Agora tá tudo explicado.